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a word that has the same meaning as crap, but is less offensive.

Synonyms:
crap
poop
dung
the kids in the pool

Nelson: Oh, man! That horse don't take no guff from nobody!
Jimbo and Kearney: Guff?!
Nelson: I mean sh-
Jimbo and Kearney repeatedly punch Nelson in the face

n. 1. Free stuff 2. Food or other items that one no longer wants such as food or books

v. Guff it, to take something that does not belong to anyone

Put your leftover food on the guff table to share with others.

A Name Used To call Someone Special :)
all the warsopians use it !
A sound person whos allways up for a laugh :D
Someone whos allways there for you when you need them most!

A Sound Person or someone who will help you out, ahh mann thats a guff :)

The fat bump half way between a females gut and muff. Obese females can artificially create a guff by wearing tight pants and/or belt. In sexual terms, the guff may be referred to as "more cushion for the pushin'"

"Oh my, look how fat that ladies guff is!"
"That old chick's got tits hanging all the way to her guff"
"Wow, she's cute, but she's got a bit of a guff"

A term in Scotland used to describe a person from England.

That Guff cunts got a big mouth.

The fluffiest thing to ever live, likes long walks on the beach, drums, and princess castles

Guff is a really cool skin

means.... "no shit dick tracy... are you a loser not to know that"

one: madonna is a whore
two: yeah... "no guff".