A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some bastard just farted.
Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display
"general unspecified free food"
This is a cooperative term originated in the Ann Arbor Student Cooperatives, specifically in the Michigan House.
Though the term originated to refer to food, it is now expanded to anything that is available for use by anyone, for example, food, blankets, books, and penises.
Hey, are these cookies guff?
Yeah, I made them for everyone last night.
Over-inflated information, bordering on superfluous or wholly irrelevant.
Origins: Onomatopoeic word describing a fart that starts with a short, low musical note, followed by a more prolonged, muffled “fffffh”, usually achieved by sitting on office furniture.
"Never read the manual, it's usually just guff in twenty languages."