A fork of Rural Dictionary
Members of the opposite sex to whom you have not spoken in quite some time, who suddenly start to show a personal interest in you when your facebook relationship status changes from "In a Relationship" to "Single".
So-called because their behaviour resembles that of seagulls chasing a fishing boat, Love Guls can often be easily identified by the comments they leave on a changed relationship status in the hours afterwards
Johnny: Man, I'm having such a hard time after breaking up with Sue. I wish everyone would just leave me alone about it
Bob: Yeah man, you've got loads of love gulls hassling you
When running to the bog for number 2's and when you get there you shit your entire bowels out in milliseconds.
That last turd i had was like a flock of sea guls.
When you steal shit that does not belong to you, but it's justified because you're taking it from total retards.
Giott provokes the Orthrus.
Raithius>> "straight up ur like a shitty sea gul"