A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another name for a masturbating penis. Often used in combination with the verb "jerk" or "turk".
"I accidentally shoved a splintery pencil up my penis-hole while I was jerkin' the gurk."
"I enjoy gurkin' the turk in public."
A lame person, who always needs to make their lameness visible and heard which eventually ruins the fun.
A gurk is derived from a Dutch pronunciation of the word ''kurk'' which is the corky part of a Birkenstock's sole.
-Lisa ruined our plans again, now we have to change the entire vacation last-minute!
-She is such a gurk!!!
-Johny only talks about his job and how exhausted and busy he is.
-What a gurk!
(GRR-Kah) n. a girly jerk, native to upstate New York. These wild and beautiful creatures can become violent when threatened and are very protective of there territory.
The gurk struck her boy friend on the back of the head for looking at another of her kind.