Country Dictionary

the sound a woman makes whilst gagging on an erect cock.

Sheila was a gurker.

A gurk - One who downloads more porn than anyone else in a 300 mile radius.

scott is a gurk.

a big girl who preys on drunk men

Ended up makin out with this gurk last night, she got me again.

The opposite of geek . (Generally) - Lacking in the knowledge of the technical and textual complexities of the Internet .

I am a computer gurk .

1. bevy lord 2. general party attender

1. "Awww watch Alison down that vodka, she's such a gurk!" 2. "Let's attend Sebastion's party this weekend because we're such gurks"

to puke or vomit, or to insult a girl you don't like when she says hi

girl says "hello" you say "oh i'm gonna gurk" and promptly run away from the fatty

Another name for a masturbating penis. Often used in combination with the verb "jerk" or "turk".

"I accidentally shoved a splintery pencil up my penis-hole while I was jerkin' the gurk." "I enjoy gurkin' the turk in public."