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A dangerous cat that makes one question if they need body armor.

Did you see Brad's haz-cat? It was hissing at us and almost leaped on me.

Rave term used to describe colorful vibrant displays such as lights, clothes or decorations. Became popular in the early 1990s due to increased usage of Extasy, Acid and Mushrooms among other hallucinagenic drugs.

Damn dude these lights are haz mat...

Deeply inconsequential happiness which is felt by a person when something important for emotional stability, yet completely inconsequential to everyone else on the planet, occurs in their life.

I haz a happy! I got paid today!

Having so much power that the world cannot handle it. You must have hella fucking power. You walk by people's houses and everything just shuts down. The generator doesn't even fucking work anymore. Only one person can do this. His name on Xbox is "Painz Haz Power". Warning: You must get pretty beast killcams.

"It's ummmm... Pretty beast killcam. -Painz Haz Power

"Wha... What up guys!" -Painz Haz Power

Deeply inconsequential despair which is felt by a person when something important for emotional stability, yet completely inconsequential to everyone else on the planet, is taken away from them.

I haz a sad. My coffee masheen iz brokn.

I haz nukes?

I haz nukes?

start with amazingly funny pics of cats doing funny things text was added most then it was dubbed lolcats popular was can i haz cheeseburger

the kitty said can i haz cheese burger!