A fork of Rural Dictionary
The contense of God's toilet. Something you get detention for saying. An exclamation.
Father Tenneant, does God make holy craps? Holy crap, that's a lot of homework! DETENTION, YOUNG LADY!!
Term that conveys extreme sarcastic surprise
"Hey look theres a tree in the middle of the forest!" 'Holy crap batman! what a place to find a tree!!"
A holy crap song is a song that makes you go "Whoa...holy crap" when you listen to it.
Person 1: "KC Accidental" is BSS's holy crap song...don't you agree? Person 2: Nah, it was "Guilty Cubicles" for me Person 3: Purplecheesegerhinkitinki...which is irrelevant to your conversation.
used when "holy crap" just isn't enough
guy 1: omg dude have you heard? guy 2: heard what? guy 1: they're shutting down Google, Youtube and Facebook! guy 2: HOLY CRAP IN A SACK!!!!1
1. This is used when saying holy crap just doesn't do the situation justice. When someone shouts "Holy crap on a stick!", the best thing to do is run quickly in the direction from which the shout came. Otherwise you might miss something totally once-in-a-lifetime-awesome. 2. A chunk of heavenly-blessed feces on a broken off tree branch. Grants wishes. Smites evil.
1. Jimmy rushed out of the men's room and shouted "Holy crap on a stick! Have you guys seen the mural of the nativity scene done in urine and soap in there?!!" 2. That old lady's staring at my boxers. Time to smite.
after a drive by shoot out black people have taken a crap and bullet holes in it