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Homo erectus

When straight guys get erections after looking at other guys.

I got a homo erectus after looking at John!

by Guy Ragetobia March 10, 2015

homo erectus

when you think dudes are hot

Yeah... you're suffering from a case of homo erectus. You're wang is hugified, by a man and not by a woman

by thaotherb December 06, 2004

Homo erectus

French for a gay man’s penis
Homo erectus (meaning 'upright man') were a species of archaic humans from the Pleistocene, earliest occurrence about 2 mya. They are proposed to be the direct ancestors to several human species, such as H. heidelbergensis, H. antecessor, Neanderthals, Denisovans, and modern humans.34 As a chronospecies, the time of its disappearance is thus a matter of contention or even convention. There are also several proposed subspecies with varying levels of recognition.

Wow that’s a huge homo erectus

by Cum bare fly March 20, 2020

homo erectus cock inda buttus

It is when a homosexual male puts his penis into another mans asshole(may also be homosexual).

How did you like my homo erectus cock inda buttus?

by Biggyfoots October 21, 2015

Homo non-erectus

1.The missing link between men and sloths.
2.Insult term for a man with erectile dysfunction.
3.A person who should not reproduce for the sake of humanity.

Male: Will you go out with me?
Woman: No, your such a homo non-erectus!

by bongo bongo June 12, 2008

Homo Jizzus Erectus

When a gay guy jizzes into an open erect penis.

Person 1: How was your date?
Person 2: It was great, Daniel gave me Homo Jizzus Erectus last night.

by NickrophiIia December 26, 2018

Homo un-erectus

Thats where the wang gets huge-ifide, not from the female but from the male.

Billy's suffers from a mile case of homo un-erectus.

by chow-yung-phat January 22, 2003