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honeybun

Sexual attraction towards fat people

Chuvirgin
ser: sup honeybun
Fat girl: I'm still a virgin

by righteousconsumption October 30, 2014

Honeybun

The sexiest woman alive. You want to just eat her like a Honeybun and get glaze all over your face.

I had some honeybun for breakfast and I am all sticky.

by Longturd May 31, 2016

honeybun club

The most ridiculous goddamn lyric Rylo Rodriguez could have ever thrown together, where he mumbles the honeybun club over and over again on the song On Da Floor.

"Join the honeybun club"~Rylo Rodriguez

by jashinator666 July 19, 2023

Hettick Honeybun

After fucking a girl you blow your load all over her pussy and then finish her off by eating her out.

I came too quick so I gave her the old Hettick Honeybun

by pallyold7 December 05, 2013

honeybun squirt

The act of putting a honey bun in vaginal area then squirting really hard to pop it into your partners mouth

Jaxson wants to do the honeybun squirt with gage.

by Jlee23 December 18, 2022

Bell honeybun

This is a sexual act performed when a man masturbates on a woman's chest, but the catch is the man drools on her while he's standing over her.

The act is commonly performed among people of low intelligence who do not realize what is happening.

If the man is bald and is an alcoholic, it is then known as a Homer Simpson.

Clarence couldn't help it, nor did he realize, he had just successfully performed the Bell honeybun.

by Shareeb4Prez February 24, 2008

Honeybun Cheesecake

An extremely athletic and violent sexual act, in which you rub a honeybun against your penis as lubricant, roll it up like a treasure map and tuck it into the receiving end’s ass. The honeybun is then forced out with a strong gust of force and winds before ejaculation and covered with feces and splooge. The honeybun is then placed in the oven for 30 minutes at 200 degrees and shared by all participants.

“Bro, why did my dad kick you out of the sleepover last Friday?”

“I asked him to honeybun cheesecake me…”

by TheManOfDiction November 03, 2021