Country Dictionary

Verb. 1. to eat or bite into something. See Cut or Hut. Derived from hut and the check at a Mexican food restaurant for the Hortencia plate, which was shortened to "Hort!"

Time to Hort!!!
Quit horting, you little hort!

A humourous email, full of innuendo, that slips into your inbox at inopportune moments, making you laugh and giving you a snot bubble.

I was on the phone, trying to persuade my bank manager to extend my overdraft, when I received a Hort. The bastard didn't think I was taking my financial situation seriously.

Hilarious Rapper, listen to song "keep on fuckin me" for example

Too $hort is fuckin awesome!

when the peanus gets hort

i forgot to put sunscreen on my dong and got a hort peanus

When yuor peanus hort so bad

ow i got hort peanus

When your penis horts

"my penis horting"

The people the kill the Empire of Golwindo.

The Hort has killed us.