A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fat round and smooth male who has no signs of hair on his body whatsoever. He only eats free ranged eggs because he’s a free egg, and has sex with starving women on a regular basis that weigh between 75-100 pounds, and when he cums he suddenly puts all of his weight on top of the woman and spatters cum and blood everywhere.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
"Hi I'm Big Ed and we did the Humpty Dumpty sex move, basically what I do is hump and then dump." - sixteenleo
When your done humping the bitch you take a fat shit on her chest and skirt as quick as possible.
mason gave jessica the humpty dumpty last night yadada mean
To hump a man or a woman analy, and both partners shit during the sex.
your mom and i did the humpty dumpty. it kinda ruined the carpet.
Refers to a person who likes to sleep around.
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.
when my extremely small poodle tries to hump my larger poodles face in a very innapropriate yet hilarious manner that is soo funny i wanna pissy my pants!! or my smaller poodle moving in an up and down motion repetedly in a fast manner on the female dogs wrong end aka her face. ewwwwww!
small dog~ ---humpy-dumpty!--- ---humpty-dumpty!---
larger dog~ ---growls--- thats my F'in face!! MORON!!