A fork of Rural Dictionary
when my extremely small poodle tries to hump my larger poodles face in a very innapropriate yet hilarious manner that is soo funny i wanna pissy my pants!! or my smaller poodle moving in an up and down motion repetedly in a fast manner on the female dogs wrong end aka her face. ewwwwww!
small dog~ ---humpy-dumpty!--- ---humpty-dumpty!---
larger dog~ ---growls--- thats my F'in face!! MORON!!
After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.
See "one-nighter"
"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."
When, to your surprise, you go to pee in a wall urinal and you find a load of shit just sitting there clogging the path of the piss. It is the nemesis of every janitor.
Nick: Dude I was just in the bathroom and someone couldnt wait to hit the stalls and took a Humptie Dumptie.
Tim: Dude I know, I did it...
Typically a fat person who waddles when they walk.
Look at that Humpty Dumpty!
Having sex with a person and the discarding them in the most expedient manner.
Frank and Lisa were dating for a month or so but the she humpty dumpty 'd him.
When an obese person puts on skinny jeans and is magically turned egg shaped with stick-like legs.
"I saw this girl at a party and she totally looked like a humpty dumpty"