Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

cock investor

A suffisticated woman who makes a substantial living by serial dating wealthy men. A gold digger

"Hey bro, don't even think of hooking up with that whore. She's a total cock investor."

by Grisslebone February 18, 2009

Backseat investor

Someone who is a passive investor, who can keep their mouth shut

Here you go again can’t keep your mouth shut your backseat investor

by 3 Finger Willie August 31, 2023

Investorment

an investor's nature, especially as it permanently affects their investment behavior.

Man I sold that stock during the last market panic and now it's doubled in price... I really need to improve my investorment.

by Charlie Munger June 06, 2019

investor friendly

A term used to describe the desire to acquire work, items, or materials at the cheapest possible price.

I'm looking for a price that's investor friendly.

by TheUser23 October 25, 2023

Serious Investor

ʰoₒᵐₐn det zwwₑᵉₑᵉpᵉss ᶠfeˡoorrz ᵃn lₑᵒoᵥeᵢₛₛ fᶠₒoⁿdᶦuᵉmᶦnₜeₐlz

Did you see all those "Serious Investors" at the Luna conference?

by JWOKIN June 03, 2022

Khan Investor

A stupid or bad investor

Hey man don't be a Khan Investor, make smart investment decisions.

by Raffster1977 January 08, 2023

strategic investor

A strategic investor is someone who has a strategic reason for investing in your enterprise; that is, they have an over-arching interest in your success. You can find strategic investors by looking through your supply chain and your value chain. Even your competitors can be a source of strategic start-up capital if they are looking to you as a new co-opetitor.

Say you are bootstrapping a new home builder. A trade creditor (supplier) might extend credit to you for building materials and supplies or a client might give you a sizable down payment on a home purchase; in essence, each of them become a strategic investor in your business. Or say you are starting an athletic wear clothing business, department stores might give you a cash advance in return for exclusivity or a sports drink company might sponsor your line of clothing in return for co-branding opportunities.

by ProfBruce April 03, 2011