A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. An star top-notch football athlete.
2. A man who was like "man, I'm black, don't be racist" and sticks guns to his head while racing down highways with the police in pursuit all for sporting entertainment.
O J Simpson likes gloves that don't fit, because the jury must acquit.
when you use the argument that the condom doesnt fit,so you can get a raw fuck,always leave the condom by the bed
bob took a viagra and told sally the condom didnt fit,a classic o j simpson defence to where he didnt have to wear a condom
The official declaration of war i 69 states and in 420 countries, asking who J O E is ca cause immediate symptoms like death.
Dude 1:Did you know J O E died of ligma?
Dude 2:Actually he teamed up with Deez and Yuri and travelled on a dragon to saw-con, in gargleon
Masturbating, choking the chicken, Jerking Off.
Person 1: Wyd
Person 2: J-ing O
Person 1: What?
Person 2: oh ohhh oohoh ahh im nutting ooh ahh oiuhhg
A term used to describe 'jerking-off' or 'jacking-off' - otherwise known as masturbation, or self-pleasure activities leading to orgasm and ejaculation of semen.
Used by Polecat324 when approaching minors asking for pictures of their 'sexy bodie'.
"send some photos right now plz I'm trying to j/o"
O. J. Simpson is the textbook example of being guilty.