Country Dictionary

Verb - when someone says they will show up to an event, then does not.

Jeff is jeffing on my birthday party.

The act of sending unintelligible, often misspelled, texts that are chock full of grammatical errors and acronyms that only have meaning to people named Jeff.

Stop Jeffing me, I have absolutely no idea what that text means.

It is being shut-out in foosball. You fail to score a score

We lost by a jeffing in Foosball.

Getting totally rad uphills while getting stoked on pain

Andrew: Hey, fancy a jeffing session today? Martin: Aye pal, sounds super rad...pure get our climb on

The act of reiterating exactly the same thing your friend literally just said, causing a cloud of annoyance and awkwardness amongst the group.

Colin: "Guys, I just ordered 5000 condoms online." Wyatt: "Oh, I was just about to say, I ordered 5000 condoms online too!" -_- Colin: "Wyatt, quit Jeffing me." Dylan: "Yeah, you're such a Jeff!"

1. The act of secretly jerking off on video chat in the bathroom while your wife is in the other room. 2. Using childish insults like fat, ugly, and poor when you don't know how to use logic to defend your point of view.

1. Girl 1: Who is that guy? Girl 2: Just some loser who is always jeffing me on snapchat. 2. You know you've already lost the argument when you start Jeffing.

the process of utilizing one's position of power to influence one of lower status into acts of an explicit nature

A professor was jeffing the freshmen this semester.