A fork of Rural Dictionary
When Bruce Willis is dead at the end of sixth sense...
Andy Samberg: I jizz in my pants.
When something is or tastes so mind blowing you just explode in an amazement similar to an orgasm; a term meaning something is so enjoyable you could have had an orgasm
Laquisha: Oh my god! Did you you see that movie Magic Mike?! Sarah: Of course! I nearly Jizzed in my pants! OMG! Did you see Connor today?! I swear I Jizzed in my pants! That boy is SO fine!
I was sitting behind this girl today and she turned around. Then I jizzed in my pants. Turns out she was my ex...
When you cum in your pants from a lap dance at a strip club.
Went to a strip club last night and got a hot lap dance from Suzy. Much to her disgust I jizzed my pants in under 30 seconds.
the most amazing song ever. used as a very sexual joke. great for sexy parties best friends jizz their pants for each other
*friend air humps* tommy: dammit you made me jizz my pants! sally: not my fault im too sexy