Country Dictionary

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Johnson

a term that is used as a nickname for a black person. It's most commonly heard in the mid-atlantic region of the US.

"I don't want to get shot by these johnsons"

by dohc November 03, 2006

Johnson

Sargeant Major A. J. Johnson is even more badass than the Master Chief. He is the very meaning of badass.

" 'Johnson. As long as this lasts?' Jilan (his commanding officer) grabbed his hand and wrapped it around her chest. 'At ease.' " -Contact Harvest "I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson

by WhatsInAName??? June 07, 2010

Johnson

A word that describes absolutely anything

"That johnson over there looks like a good place to eat" (In reference to a park bench) "we can take seat on that johnson right there"

by Odulya Like Semin April 14, 2015

Johnson

To get high.

Dude I just johnsoned. I johnson and drive all the time. He just out-johnsoned me! She johnsons like a maniac and drinks like a psycho.

by AdamShitz May 13, 2011

Johnson

Old word for penis

His Johnson was hanging out The baby showed everyone his johnsom

by Crazydude108 August 22, 2015

Johnson

Fancy slang for a larger than normal male appendage

My Johnson is the size of Wisconsin

by Longurbandic21 October 10, 2015

Johnson & Johnson

A gay sexual act when two men rub there penises (or Johnson's) together.

Guy 1:I heard Chad and Arthur were doing the Johnson & Johnson last night Guy 2: What a bunch of queers

by TheAverageStudent December 27, 2010