A fork of Rural Dictionary
a term that is used as a nickname for a black person. It's most commonly heard in the mid-atlantic region of the US.
"I don't want to get shot by these johnsons"
Sargeant Major A. J. Johnson is even more badass than the Master Chief. He is the very meaning of badass.
" 'Johnson. As long as this lasts?' Jilan (his commanding officer) grabbed his hand and wrapped it around her chest. 'At ease.' " -Contact Harvest "I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson
A word that describes absolutely anything
"That johnson over there looks like a good place to eat" (In reference to a park bench) "we can take seat on that johnson right there"
His Johnson was hanging out The baby showed everyone his johnsom
Fancy slang for a larger than normal male appendage
My Johnson is the size of Wisconsin
A gay sexual act when two men rub there penises (or Johnson's) together.
Guy 1:I heard Chad and Arthur were doing the Johnson & Johnson last night Guy 2: What a bunch of queers