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Keyboarder

A person who listens to many different genres of music and is very hard to label. Spends most of their time on the Internet. Main genres listened to are Rammstein, Horrorpops, The Meteors, Marilyn Manson, Batmobile, Hanzel und Gretyl, etc. Also has an undying love for Germany.

Person: Wow, G and Nick are the original keyboarders! Person2: Kickass.

by Christoph106 September 17, 2006

keyboard

a device used for masturbation clitoris

oh my god, i lost my dildo so i just used my keyboard. its so much better!

by BGandAN September 09, 2005

keyboard

An Item use in the Home Rowed Videos on youtube.

Eh, You Just Got HOME ROWED!!!!! KeyBoard

by Spider_3717 October 03, 2007

Keyboard Crust

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.

Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn

by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

Keyboard Condom

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012

Keyboard Tapper

An white collar worker worker who spends their day in an office doing little else than tapping at a keyboard all day. The work is monotonous, pointless and without any meaning

I heard George got a new job at a big corporate company as a Keyboard Tapper

by mangled August 09, 2021

keyboard boredom

The act of typing in all the letters of the keyboard in various orderly patterns, and then entering the result into a search engine. Notable patterns are qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq. This most notably done by people with office jobs, or those who have way to much time on their hands.

Almost all those who have worked in an office have experienced at least some degree of keyboard boredom.

by Tad Strange October 22, 2015