A fork of Rural Dictionary
The dried up cum on the end of a mans penis.
'I was sucking this guy off and he had so much knob cheese, it was butters'
1. The "release" from a mans Penis. 2. Someone thats not very bright or a complete tool. 3. People who devote there life to "myspace"
dude 1: do you like my clothes? dude 2: Ha no you look like a fucking knob cheese!
The act of collecting 50 grams of curdled smegma from a group of unwashed males. Thes smegma is then placed between two slices of toast and then pressed together. The product is then chopped into triangles and consumed.
Damn thats one good muthafuckin knob cheese toasty.
its when a male cums all over a doorknob handle and takes a picture and uses it as a trophorical prize.
dude i cummed all over my doorknob check this pic out dude its the perfecet door knob cheese
residue between the foreskin and penis tip of a teenager who only washes once a year!!!
christ! what's that stench? it's only our son, he's trying to make butter in his pants!