A fork of Rural Dictionary
1 of 2 Mc's from People Under the Stairs. Thes One was born Chris Portugal was born in Lima, Peru in 1977. Thes' Aliases are Thes One, Uncle Thester, Supreme One, Thessoterrorist, and Lord Radio.
Thes One's Verse from The Turndown: Yo, I think this time I've found a shorty for me We talk a lot, take walks a lot, she doesn't bore me In fact she won't ignore me when I'm speakin music matters She's intelligent, fly style flatters My own style, chickens scatter when she floats through the club Child matters, Love, I'm thinkin, I met her one night drinkin, I suggested a show, She walked up and said, "I know you You're from the P-U, T-S, I think your name is Thes too," Would you like a soda, I'm underage Slipped her my number, tipped away And said give me a page later In typical latin lady flavor she said "maybe, ??? que si" That's how it should be And see she played me close, next night dinner, The champagne toast, sunset pacific coast, And mostwhile, everything to me was like tight groovy Always a treat, man, she took me to the movies Made love to beats, woke up and made me pancakes And this point I knew my shit was land or lakes Fellas, I might be in love but something's still not right, We didn't fight but she didn't call me last night She got mad loot, no jobs, and plus a high renter Cellular phone to check the Pac Bell message center, Which she does too much, and I'm really not with it She tells me that she loves me so I guess I'm committed
esfranciis — Today at 7:00 PM get crystal off of ana IM A FILL IN maceratedbyarock — Today at 7:02 PM how about you come here and get your mother off my dick you little thes cocksucker
A word used to describe one less popular to the common eye. Thes is derived from the word thespian. This word is not a compliment in any way shape or form, it is very derogatory and hurtful. Thes is a synonym for loser, dweeb, fag, terd, peckerwood, tool, squeak. A Thes is not to be trusted, is known for cheating on women, a druggie usually, a coke head, not reliable, a stain on societys underbabes (see underbabes). Thes's can also be described as mooches, and wannabees. They are commonly partaking in plays, dances, and more thespian like activities.
Dan is a real thes, I think i even saw him tapdancing. What a loser. Yeah, last weekend he did some coke and then got with an ugly girl. Pathetic!! Plus I am missing two dollars, hes a real shadeball.
A guy named Thes is a guy who’s really his great-grandma reincarnated. He can rock a cardigan and will steal your girl. He journals and self-identifies as a Marxist. How is he so kind, unproblematic, funny, nonjudgmental, athletic, and a good lister? Easy! He’s Thes.
Expecting mother: “I want to name my baby so it grows up to be an S-class citizen…” Anyone with one good brain cell: “I know, name it Thes!”