A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun, adjective, verb 1. Noun: One who possesses the dual qualities of harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment. 2. Adjective: condition of harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment. 3. Verb: to simultaneously act with harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.
Today is my wedding. I'm pretty nervous but I'm going to try to Keanu it. I failed my driver's test for the third time. I guess I'm a Keanu. I haven't slept in 2 days and I'm feeling pretty Keanu.
Keanu is a stunning guy who would do anything for his gf/bf.He compliments people and ALWAYS thinks positive even if he is sad.
Guy :omg only if keanu was gay Girl:he’s bi Guy:Omg I need to make him fall in love with me
A big black jungle bunny who smells like ass typically. Usually seen with own gravitational pool.
Guy1: That guy is such a Keanu. Guy2: yeah I can sense the dickhead energy from heat.
The act of respectfully rejecting a lady's romantic advances by diverting a conversation or avoiding any form of physical contact.
Girl 1: I asked him to go on a date with me but he changed the subject! Am I that ugly? Girl 2: Boy pulled a Keanu on you? Now that's breathtaking.