Country Dictionary

female genitalia.
As used by that minger out of big brother

me kebab is sore from that shafting

Some turkish meat-meal. Today there are many kebab shops in Europe. Kebab is accepted as some kind of fast-food. Should be eaten in turkey for the real kebab that is not totally pig shit.

Kebab is usually made from street animals in Europe, mostly cats.

sexual intercourse with a deceased person of Turkish origin.

Billy hadn't realized he was late for supper as he was too busy kebabing Adiguzel, his dear friend, who had recently passed away.

Female genitalia that has become enlarged and wrinkled to the point that it resembles two select slices of donar meat.

"You are a fine young man! Wanna chew on my kebab?"

Refers to a girl who is not good at pole dancing.
She is not very aesthetic while spinning around the pole so she looks like a kebab.

- Rob: "This dancer is not very good..."
- Jun: "Yeah, she's such a kebab"

what you eat in scotland when u r totally pished out ur nut and u got the munchies at about 4am

haww neeber fancy a kebab

ayy mann

anglo-turkish delicacy

consisting of lamb doner, salad, sperm and body odour

but still...it tastes pretty damn good

hey man, did i even ask for mayonaise in my kebab?