Country Dictionary

Yet another word from Scottish people for drunk, we have millions

"ach man, I'm well pished"

Has already been well described, but more examples help to further contextualise the word:

Hoots, mon. I am totally fukin' pished oota ma skull, by the way.

extremely angry. Hulk angry. a softer way of saying "pissed" said by people who don't want to sound overtly vulgar.

I was so pished at my friend for damaging my car. I'm going to smack her.

Scottish dialect form of "pissing". Basically means "urinating".

Dave was pishing up the wall.

Variation of piss, most usually used in the north (particularly Scotland).

stop talking pish ach, pish! what a bundle of pish.

Drunk

I am well pished.

To piss, but in a way that silences the splashing or tinkling sound. Commonly achieved by aiming the piss at the inside of the toilet bowl or by padding the bottom with toilet paper in order to muffle the sound. Often done when you don't want to draw attention to your piss.

"I had to use the public toilet yesterday but I was scared I'd make too much noise so I had to resort to pishhing"