A fork of Rural Dictionary
One given to showing off about what they know by teaching others on numerous different topics that have little relation or no relation at all to the each other or the main subject matter at hand; pedant
"I'm afraid that's not going to fix the truck, Jim. To fix a truck you have to retool it. Not that much different from fixing a television set in which you rewire the power cords. Power cords which interestingly enough came were invented in the 1800s around the same time jim crow laws were passed and The First Barbary war took place. It's interesting to note that the first law was-" "Can you tell me how to fix the truck or not, know-it-all?" snapped Jim, justifiably so. My know-it-all father went rambling on about irrelevant shit from how to groom dogs, how to tattoo arms to how to construct a road and how to build a house instead of getting to the point about figuring out the math problem. As it turned out he didn't know how.
A person who's quick to criticize the opinions, input, or approach of others in seemingly every aspect of life, so they can correct them by presenting their own input on the topic in an instructive fashion
Amber: "I'll get Jerry some tylenol and-" Pat: "Such nonsense. When someone feels this way, what they need is chicken noodle soup and crackers. You see, that has all the nutrition they need." Amber: "Fine! I'll run to the store and pick up some chicken noodle soup so-" Pat: "ACTUALLY making it from scratch is much more healthy than going to the store. You see, when it's made from scratch, you can add bits of almonds that pep up up the meal." Amber : "Pat, quit being such a know-it-all and shove it up your ass."
Someone who believes they've got the answer to every question even if the question hasn't been asked or if they really don't have the answer (... but of course they believe they do). This is not a shy individual, but rather someone whose ego is over flowing primarily through their mouth, but seems to have come from the other end of their digestive system.
Standing in the door of his single wide, Mr. know it all gave me his latest real estate tips. Mr. know it all told the CIA there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Unfortunately, they were listening.
A person who behaves as if they know everything, specifically in the context of a social atmosphere in attempts to look cool around others.
Jack: I got some champagne for the party! Derek: Actually Jack, champagne is from one specific region in California, you just technically brought sparkling wine. Jack: You're being a little Nancy Know-it-all Derek...
A gamer who doesnt shut up when gaming.This is becuase they just cant stop telling you about the game or anything remotely close to being related to the game.
Know It All Gamer : Man, this is such a great game.I bet you guys dont know the year it was published and who came up with the character design,graphic design,sound,(babbles on for quite some time) Days Later:The ex-boyfriend of the whife who married the roomate of the person who first came up with the idea of the game, ::SMACK:: John:Wow, thanks man Rick(holding a bloody bat):No prob/ \Know It All Gamer:Wow! Star Wars Battlefront II! Man that was totally awesome when like, in the fourth movie, luke was all like..... Hours Later : Then, in Revenge of the Sith, Anakin went all ::KA-SMACK-AGAIN:: Marcus:Thanks, dude Rick:Man,I thought that guy was dead...
same as a "nigga know it all", cept he "knows" first then the rest of his title follows, I'm a "know it all nigga", nah meen nigga.
Who's that? That's "Nigga Know it ALL"! Who's that? He's the nigga that know's everything. He used to be just a "know it all". But he uh nigga. So we call him "Nigga Know it All". Oh so you say'n there wasn't any other "know it all niggas" running around before him. Nope. I mean yeah. A lot of them niggas be know'n it all niggas but he the top one so we call him "Nigga Know it ALL"! and his followers are all "know it all niggas".
Anyone with enough sense to completely avoid the emo trend. Those who recognize the fact that emo is a false-genre cobbled together from bits of other music subcultures and that its adherenents are fixated on clonish fashion statements and overmoted, contrived negative emotions.
Q: Why aren't you emo? A: As an emo know it all, I understand that emo is dumb, and therefore choose to ignore the trend.