Country Dictionary

Someone who is being an idiot or fool or acting in a silly or foolish manner.

Being drunk

What a langer!

Did you see how much he's had to drink, he must be langers by now.

A penis that is always in a constant state of erection that drains all the man's energy from his body. It usually is so large that it knocks buildings over.

Doctor: I'm afraid it's bad.

Patient : what is it doc.
Doctor: I'm so sorry, but you have a langer

Someone who owns a Japanese car.

The langer in the Glanza

A person from Cork. Onomatopoeic with the cry of the Corkonian. Also their mating call.

Person A: Good evening, sir! From where doth thee hail?
Person B: De people's republic of Cork, ye langer!
Person A: Thank you. I shall avoid going there.

Substitute for the word fingered, as coined by the subtle rudeboys/rudegirls of North West London.

My mate 'langered' that bar maid from Yates last weekend.

Irish slang term meaning Filthy Drunk

That ole' Mick Jamie pissed himself, he's nothing but a Manky Langer

a condom- originates from the name of an Australian cricket player, Justin Langer. Term developed in Western Australia.

Did you bring a justin langer?