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Leaky diff

After plowing her deeper than a Victorian farmers shy horse in the middle of summer and you nut in her Mary. Her growler is gonna be leaking more than beaver’s dam after a flash flood

After being balls deep in her vadge for 6 hours and you nutted in her more times times than jehavos witness has banged on a door she’s gonna have a serious case of thee old leaky diff

by Mushnuts December 20, 2019

Leaky Madison

When a man ejaculates in a woman's anus, and she then squats over his chest and allows the semen to leak out onto him.

"I hate hanging around Travis. All I can think about is Meghan giving him a leaky Madison."

by WeirdFetishes December 12, 2009

Leaky Tuesdays

The term "Leaky Tuesdays" is used to describe an unexpected and unpleasant slow trickle of watered down semen from the male genitals.

Man, Steven is really having the Leaky Tuesdays.

by TheYellowBrickRoad January 30, 2017

Leaky Beaky

When your nose is running due to excessive cocaine use.

Dan realized that shitty booger sugar tends to give him a leaky beaky.

by LTDB February 17, 2021

Leaky Cheeks

To cry and complain. To have wet cheeks from crying.

Andrew had those leaky cheeks when he got kicked off the team.

by Iron "Sid The Kid" Mike January 05, 2013

the leaky tree

it is the act in where you cover your dick in maple syrup and fuck a girl in the ass. then let the maple syrup pour out her ass and you pour it on your pancakes

Dude1: How was sex with your girlfriend Dude2: Good we did the leaky tree Dude1: Awesome

by jcoolawesome February 21, 2018

Leaky Tent

when a guy has a boner pushing up the pants and leaking precum through it.

“I was hooking up with this guy and saw he had a leaky tent

by cum2345678 September 15, 2023