A fork of Rural Dictionary
A “wombat‘s-ass” is a term used to describe the shape of the back of one’s head. As the name suggests, a wombat-ass head possess little to no curvature, resembling, well, a wombat’s ass. The reason for such is largely due to the absence or smaller size of the occipital protuberance.
Person 1: What type of head shape do you have?
Person 2: Yeah, yeah, I have a slight wombat-ass-looking head.
The term “slug-ass-looking legs” is term used to describe the thickness of one’s legs. A person who possesses slug-ass-looking legs will have legs which are very large in circumference. The term derives from the similarity between a slug’s body and thick/fatty legs.
Person 1: “Now, what exactly is a ‘slug-arse’?”
Person 2: “No, no, we’re not saying it looks like a slug’s arse, we’re saying that her thick legs quite literally look like the slugs themselves! She has slug-ass-looking legs!”
A phrase angry high school kids use to describe a middle aged substitute teacher with a white goatee and mustache.
"Leave me alone you stupid colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch!"
When a divorced rough middle aged man catches you looking at his ass whilst he holds an item of choice
Guy: Wow look at his ass
Divorced man: Don't be looking at my ass (item of choice is a cold coffee)
When somebody has a neat buzz cut, fully exposing the forehead
That “something to be” looking ass dude over there just said that Foster The People is the best band in the world
An egg looking ugly ass is a person that has no hair line. The person normally is in his/her 40s and that fucks your mom.
Person 1: My principal is an egg looking ugly ass.
Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.