A fork of Rural Dictionary
Redneck version of saying man there is
Mayonnaise a lot of people here today
Mayonnaise.. usually white and put on a sandwich. Or other foods. IT also has a redneck definition..
Mayonnaise a lot of people here tonight....
The taste you get when you are inhaleing the plastic fumes of his plastic bong while smoking out of it
Dude: *inhales* Aw its the mayonnaise
A word indicating the skeet, also known as semen, that is ejaculated from a man's sexual apparatus; when used in this context it always refers to a woman being either covered in or filled with the afformentioned term.
Dude, I was having sex with this one chick while making myself a sandwhich, first I put on the mayonnaise, then i pu ont the mayonnaise!!!
Drunk, drugged or otherwise inebreated.
Did you see how Joe was stumbling all over the place, he is totally mayonnaise.
A Texas redneck word from Jeff Foxworthy meaning "man there's".
Mayonnaise a lot of people here this evening!
The extra skin that folds over between the bottom of a tight t-shirt and the top of a pair of low-rise jeans on a fat girl.
Dude, check out the mayonnaise on that bitch.