A fork of Rural Dictionary
An individual consuming large amounts of snack cakes, pies, muffins, and other Little Debbie paraphernalia, usually purchased from any BP or Shell station littering the entrance to a highway.
Man, that Mike Dickmann sure do love him some Little Debbie. He a straight up Muffin Man.
Muffin-Man (verb) To muffin someone is to hit them. The man part of the word comes from Manhandle, using force move someone.
Muffin-Man (noun) Someone who uses the Muffin-Man skills.
Example:
Do you know the Muffin-Man? I got a problem I need solved.
Yes! I know the Muffin-Man
Muffin man are always the type of people who are dumb and are wierdos and should probably go suck a dick
Hey Muffin Man youre a goddamn wierdo and you should go suck a dick
A muffin often mistaken for a man. The Muffin Man cares less for cupcakes, beleiving that there is nought nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods, the muffin.
The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of The Utility Muffin Research Kitchen.
Fat kid with no friends.
"Muffin Man is fat"
"This I agree with"
The sexiest forumer in all the intarweb. Usually accompanied by Teh Gates.
The Muffin Man for mod!