Country Dictionary

People who are born on March 9 are complete hoes

Bro March ninth people are such hoes Definition:bro is that a March 9th dude he’s such a hoe

A God with dark curly hair was born on this day. He has a bubbly personality which makes him very interesting. He is known for his attractive looks and avoids conflict. He is also tall and has a charming smile

S: you're very handsome and interesting when is your birthday? D: March 9 S: oh explains why

Everyone turn on thier mics and camera day. Where EVERYONE has to have there mic and camera on the whole day in school/work etc.

Teacher: will someone talk to me today Class: We have to, its March 9, its national everyone turn on their mics and cameras day today.

The day the dumbest of bitches was born.

“You see that girl? She was born on March 9th.” “Wait, that means...” “Yep. She’s the dumbest of all bitches.”

International Fuck Your Friend Day

On the March 9 Everyone can fuck a friend.

This is the day premature babies and gay people are intended to be born on. If you happen to be gay and born on this day you are quite literally one of the coolest F**king people ever. If you're straight and born on this day you are lame. Most people born on this day are extremely hot/good-looking.

Person 1: When is your birthday?? Person 2: March 9th Person 1: 🤨 are you gay?? Person 2: yes Person 1: you're quite literally the coolest person I've ever met 😁

it’s yoongi’s birthday get on your knees

‘what’s the date’ ‘march 9’ ‘get on your knees’