A fork of Rural Dictionary
You gather your friends around and playfully convince them to hand cuff each other in a circle. You privately fill ur bladder with your favorite hard alcohol, by stretching your piss hole around the bottle. After. That you mash a McRib sandwich and shove it in ur ass.Then you enter the room and the circle dressed as a futuristic rodeo clown, and point a gun in their faces and make them drink the alcohol from ur stretched out piss hole while they r blind folded. Once they are drunk you put a quarter stick of dynamite in your loosened piss hole, with a long wick . Then you take turns forcing them at gun point to pleasure you uncontrollably until whoever has the most dick parts on them when the dynamite explodes. Then as ur anus relaxes from exploding your genitals. The prized dirty McRib is awaiting the winner.
Shall we Dirty McRib at church today.
the act of fucking Ronald McDonald, real deep, up in dem ribs
If Ronald comes over tonight, ima whip out my Big Mac and pound some McRibs
Code for “Goat Dick”, used by fetishists primarily in Western countries. Due to the overwhelming stigma attached, the user of the phrase will only respond to others with similar interest, who will acknowledge with the phrase “I own a pair of rubber boots”
“ I want a McRib from Mack Donals”
“I own a pair of rubber boots, you down to fill them?”
“Hell yeah, let’s get this on, brother!”
“Did you just assume my gender?”
McRib is when you go guts deep on a female while she's menstruating, and when you pull out she sucks the blood off your dick.
Went to my girls house last night and gave her the McRib for dinner.