A fork of Rural Dictionary
Merp; a word without a meaning, used in awkward silences to re-start a conversation.
Luke: Hey
Claire: Hello, how are you?
Luke: Good thanks you?
Claire: Yeah I'm good too.
- silence -
Claire: Merp
Luke: Hahaha, what does that mean?
when you have no words left in your lexicon just make one up as no matter what answer you give the customer will never be happy!
Ring ring
Adam: Hello Perfect Pizza
Customer: Hey can I order 5 Pizza's, and will there be here in 15 mins??
Adam: Merp
Then hangs up the call
A noise that fat people make once in a while or while they are eating.
Average Sized Guy: Hey dude, can you pass the mashed potatoes?
Fat Guy: *Chewing* Ah'em! Merp! No.
A name given to people who are extremely energetic and also randy: A Massivley Energetic Randy Person!
Girlfriend's Friend: Why's your boyfriend running around the garden with a boner?
Girlfriend: We didn't have sex last night, so he's a MERP
Girlfirend's Friend: Ahhh I see
Girlfriend: After he's run around for a bit, i'll give him some lube and he'll be fixed after a few minutes in the bathroom.