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A super SEXY guy with a huge PENIS. The ladies love him.
wow...that dude is such a Mitch.
---Hey, look at that dude over there getting flipped on by that chick! --Ha, yeah what a mitch. ---Why are you so mitchy today? ---You son of a mitch! ---That kid just got mitched by that guy. ---You dudes are a bunch of little mitches.
A Mitch is a lesbian Donald Trump who fucks unicorns with his tits.
A Mitch is Donald Trump in his most primeval form. The Mitch is White. Oh shit, Its a Mitch, run!
A three-step sexual process. Step 1: Suck your partners dick. Step 2: Raise your partners dick and lick their balls. Step 3: Spin your partner around and lick their butt. This is the end of the mitching process.
Person 1: Man mitching last night was great. Person 2: Yeah I loved when you got to step 3!