A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that is off-the-wall and bizarre. Not very cool.
"Did you guys see that music video the other day? It was so Monster Trucks of Love."
What is typically said if something very outlandish happens. Often used when large amounts of alcohol are being consumed. Can result in a "spit-take" (one spitting out their beverage because of laughter) if used at an opportune time. This term is a play on words. Taking the term cock monster and the beloved American sport of Monster Trucking.
When playing poker and one realizes that his straight flush has been beaten by a royal flush. "Cock Monster Truck!!!!" "That just did not fucking happen!"
A cemetery where people trip, usually in a small town.
Look at those hooligans walking towards the cemetery! It must be a monster truck seminary!
A southern monster truck is when a morbidly obese woman gives you sloppy road head
S: dude Josh is getting a southern monster truck in that jeep wrangler T: ew, hopefully he’s drunk
A heavy set woman giving you road head.
S:Last night I heard Josh got a southern monster truck W:ew
Redneck, stereotype of people from the southern united states.
We don't use pejoritives like redneck here. We prefer the term Monster truck enthusiasts.
When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.
Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion. Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.