A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you have mumps and then start jerking off your dick with a grapevine, before ejaculating into it.
Shit, man! I just committed grapevine mumps because I was so horny!
When a girl is so desperate she climbs to the top of a flagpole in a snowsuit and sandals so she can pleasure herself with the sandals and top of the pole. Usually done by ex porn stars with very loose pussies that could fit a car. A hummer.
Dude last week I saw Kesha Mumping the Gat on the White House lawn!
Mumped is a blend of the words 'mom' and 'dumped' and means to be dumped by the mother of one's significant other.
I was seeing this highschool chick until her mom found out I was 23, then I got mumped.
when one is down in the dumps and acting depressed
"don't be such a frumpy mumps"
"good morning frumpy mumps!"
This refers to the time when the whole of West Cork was stricken with the mumps. Beginning in Ballycumisk near the rural town of Schull, the mumps soon spread, i infecting all the local youth who are known to shift eachother. The mumps caused wreck amongst family and friends, even crippling the local football team Gabriel Rangers. A truly horrific time for this historic village.
Where were you during The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull?
I was out the country thankfully