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If something can go wrong it will
What is Murphy's law. Murphy's law is 2020
The secret of the universe: The Universe is intrinsically dystopic.
During a workshop on "Murphy's Law", the shit hit the fan.
1.Complex set of laws about disasters, but leads down to "Anything that can go wrong will." 2. Not fucking Mrs. Murphy
1. My computer died and took my term paper with it! 2. Man, you gotta hide me, Gennady, I just boned Mrs. Murphy and Mr. Murphy has the gun!
Murphy's Law Any bad shit that seems to want to happen will happen no matter what the fuck you do about it! I beleive that the problem gods are a result of this.
Example of Murphy's Law "If you piss off the problem gods...... Well dont piss off the problem gods."
The law that Eddie Murphy will never again be funny until he goes back to Saturday Night Live. The good one, from the nineties. Start working on that time machine, Mr. Ed.
MR. ROBINSON'S NEIGHBORHOOD "I spent the day/ making a friend/ for life/ too bad/ i was making it with/ the land lord's wife Others: WHITE LIKE ME BUCKWHEAT SINGS BUCKWHEAT GETS SHOT BUCKWHEAT DIES