A fork of Rural Dictionary
From February to June is when all y’all mother fuckers gotta grab asses you even boys
Hey what is this month February you know what that means National grabbing ass months
ANYONE CAN GRAB ANYBODYS ASS ALL MONTH
Its national grab ass month you best be ready
On April 12th prepare to have your ass grabbed.
Girlfriend: WTF, John grabbed my ass today!!! Boyfriend: Nah it’s okay, today is April 12th, National Grab Ass Day.
National grab ass day it’s August 30th boys will grab girls asses. Boys mostly do this as a fun thing to there female friends and girlfriends! Girls can do it to
Someone:Damn look he just grabbed her ass Random person:yea ofc it’s NATIONAL grab ass day
This is where you get the chance to grab ass from Friday, April 19 to Monday, April 22. Be Careful all genders.
It’s national grab ass weekend
On April 10th is national grab ass day
Just grab that ass it’s national grab ass day
On October 3rd you may grab anybody’s ass without consequence
*grabs girls ass* girl: “hey, why would you do that” guy: “because it’s national grab ass day” girl: “ohh alright your fine then”