A fork of Rural Dictionary
How to show that you really love her
When you're stalking, a restraining order is just another way of saying "I love you too."
the equivalent to walked by, in facebook and other social networking sites, to check out someones status or page
I just stalked by your fb page to say hi!
I stalked by his page and saw some nasty pics.
A term used to reduce awkwardness or rejection.
Hey, I just saw your baby sister at the mall, no stalk.
Refer to no homo
To consistently, persistently, and usually annoyingly follow someone around when you shouldn't be. Usually a result of
a) having too much time on your hands
b) having an unhealthy obsession/fascination with whatever you're stalking
Or what a lion does to its unsuspecting dinner when it's not sleeping in the mighty jungle.
1) Guy #1: Jim, it's like Amy's mission in life is to be the world's best stalker. She's always stalking people.
Guy #2: First off, my name is Craig. Secondly, I don't care. And finally, for the 73rd time, I DO NOT KNOW YOU!
2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion stalks his prey
Unsuspecting, they converse dumbly 'bout what they did today
Jim: Boy, I love not being eaten viciously by whoever rules this amazing place, don't you Todd?
*they are then gruesomely devoured*