A fork of Rural Dictionary
(Verb) Masturbating (male) in the bath.
Wilburrrrrrr! Hurry up out of the bathroom; I want a shower. You'd better not be making nylon in there...
the most shitty ass roto editor in the world
“omg have you seen nylons new edit?” “it’s so bad he’s really shit at rotos”
The act of shoving a nylon orange pylon camera up your'e ass cheeks so far that the doctor has to reach inside you to remove it.
Jack: yo what ever happened to that Latina babe you met on tinder? Me: Oh yeah, she gave me a bad Nylon Pylon Special and I just had to fucking leave it at that. Jack: Damn
a footjob, more specifically where the penis is encased in between the nylon stocking material and the soles through a hole in the tights.
she gave me a encased nylon footjob last night, it felt amazing.
a nylon footjob, where the penis is placed between the nylon stocking or tights and the sole of the foot, through a hole made in the tights.
she gave me an encased nylon footjob.
“Dude have u seen those two loving sex birds? It’s like nylon and silicone!?
That guy in the office who really gets under your skin, the one to whom you would have the pleasure of gifting a right-hook.
-"Hey, do you want some milk?" -"Is it soya? I only drink soya.." -"..F**K YOU!!" -" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"