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A stupid person who lacks basic knowledge, usually a fucking idiot who is ignorant about recent news and is too stupid to realize they are a brain dead mother fucker. Very similar to a human potato or dolt.

1. guy 1: who is the governor of your state?
guy 2: *takes 30 seconds* no fucking clue.
guy 1: you're a fucking oat

2. guy 1: *tries to pull into parking spot someone else is clearly waiting for*
guy 2: "move you fucking oat"

My damn name.

Hey Oats, Whats up.

another name for cocaine.

"Hey man, do you know where i can get some oats?"

When strongly agreeing to what one has to say.Just like saying "oh damn right"
Fuck Yeah

Announcer "Matthew Ridge is pretty ugly aye" ?

You: "Oh Fucken Oats Mate"

Old Asian troll. While cruising a gay bar in the East Village, we younger men were sipping our wine when, like sharks, a few older Asian men started leching on us.

If partying in the gay bars of the East Village, beware of Oats.

short vesion of bloody oath or fucken oath. to approve of something.

johno : "you going to the pub tonight mate?"
macca : "oats"

A grain eaten by horses in Emglamd and are preferred by men in Scotland.

That guy went out to buy some Oats for his Horses