A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who is stupid and entirely tedious at the same time. Many times they are oblivious to their own mental incapacity.
Mason and Chris are considered the company dolts because they screw up everything they touch.
Dolts are not necessarily stupid people, but engage in stupid actions or make stupid comments. Others around them would define their actions as dumb, spaced-out, or uneducated. Dolts often "speak to soon" as their stupid actions are often preventable.
Someone who tries to open the front door to their house with their car key is a dolt.
A trivial inane person who tends to be elevated or promoted to a higher standing than warranted due to having ridiculous delusions of grandeur. A dolt is right at home in the political arena.
That crazy George Bush, didja see him in Haiti? What a dolt.
A person over age 18 who still acts as immature as a teenager.
"That guy likes to flaunt that he's an adult by cussing, getting drunk, and having sex, but all that stuff proves that he's just a dolt."
To stick a precision screwdriver into the tip of the penis.
DoOd!!!! I just dolted and it was awesome!!!!! And now i cant make bAbIes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!