A fork of Rural Dictionary
to take care of all the shit no one else wants to do for you
Guy: Man, i'd love to go buy this sweet fuckin' guitar, but i don't have the money! Guys friend: Well how about you go get a job and handle your shit!
A) when one goes apeshit crazy B) being extremely angry C) having a mild nervous breakdown
I was flipping my shit the other night after what happened!
a threat (usually) to beat someone at something in videogames:
"i will absolutely rock your shit"
When a person is overreacting in a situation where it is completely unwarranted, one can be told to calm their shit. This can also be used to describe redundancy. Basically, someone is being annoying, a spaz, weird, or just plain being a dbag, you may use this phrase.
A kid crosses the street when the no walk sign was flashing and a car almost hits him. Dumbass kid: WTF? That fucker almost hit me! Bystander: Calm your shit! You shouldn't have been in the road!
to steal someone else's goods, take a five-finger discount, or otherwise rob someone of their possessions.
If you don't pay back the money you owe, I'm going to jack your shit!
(phrase) Often used to end a conversation; or as an attempt to suppress the stupidity of your friends, during or after their newest escapade.
Ex 1. Johnathan: So can I get your number? Bethany: Excuse me, do I know you? Johnathan: Not as well as I'd like to know you. Hey baby, did you fall from- Bethany: Quit your shit. (walks away) Ex 2. (You're at the mall, hanging out with your friends, and a couple start trying to get free gumballs from the vending machine.) You: Y'all seriously need to quit your shit before you get caught.
(verb) - to spaz out, lose control/sanity, triggered by either some good shit, like music, food, liquor, etc. the equivalence of going Ape Shit, only non-violently.
"I've got stuff to make you lose your shit" "soon as that bassline hit, he lost his shit." "hit me with that Nathan's, just about ready to lose my shit."