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Topped off

The art of diverting a peer/co-worker's attention away from you while you quickily remove your shirt, catching them off-guard when they look back. The more people you "top off", the cooler you become.

(insert name) said the copy machine was out of paper. I grabbed a stack off the shelf behind me and when I turned back around his shirt was off! I cannot believe I got "topped off" again this week!!!

by G-Magic22 April 02, 2011

Off The Top Ropes

Similar to "Off the Chain" But newer, and thus cooler.

Did you see the new South Park Episode? Yeah, it was off the top ropes!

by DragonMiasma September 08, 2010

Topping off

When you're already full, but you keep picking at your food and eating.

I'm so stuffed, but I'm still topping off until I finish my plate.

by FattyMatty2by4 March 12, 2019

Topping off

Having one person after another poop in a toilet till the point where the poop mountain peaks just above the rim of the toilet.

Topping you off is referred to as topping off someone else's dookie.

The expression "top you off" can also be said to mean something of the same, metaphorically, as a joke.

"The kids at the school topped off the toilet in the band-wing so high that the toilet wouldn't flush. Having never experienced anything like this, the janitor had to call for back up to scoop out the ever-ending pile of shit. This phenomenon created the art of topping off."

top-offs

Condiments.

I would like top-offs for my hotdog.

by ohashala May 04, 2010

top off

After cumming in a girl's or guy's butthole, you pee in it.

I fucked this girl in the ass last night and after I busted in her butthole, she asked me for a top off, so I peed in her butt.

by vinny vega December 12, 2006