Country Dictionary

While you are receiving a blowjob, she pukes and you nut at the same time. So the vomit is a mixture between her stomach contents and your boy batter.

Did she choke on your cock?
Fuck yeah. I got a kung pao ending.

n. Slang for cocaine, chewch or nose whiskey...

1. Every Friday I pick up an order of Kung Pao chicken to start the weekend off right. 2. Kung Pao, it's what's for dinner. 3. Bawk-bawk chicken Kung Pao!

An expletive that a man shouts out after an amazing orgasm.

Kung Pao! Baby, that was awesome!

The day after you Kung-Pao chicken, the burning sensation you get in your rear end when you take a poo.

I ate Kung-pao chicken last night, and I had Kung-Pao Oww today soo bad that I had to put the toilet paper in the freezer.

When you like white meat but from time to time need that extra flavor.

Him: I heard you have sex with everyone.
Her: l just like kung pao chicken!

When, upon eating too much bad Chinese food, a shaolin-monk style battle breaks out in your digestive-track, resulting in an explosion of undigested pu pu platter into the toilet (often accompanied by a 'pow').

"Dude, pull over -- I gotta take a kung pao dumper."

"Don't go in there, sweetheart -- I just took a kung pao dumper."

The usual Asian pronunciation of "cum poo." It is exactly what is sounds like it is. Asian restaurateurs feed it to their black and white customers in America.

Ooh, you rike Kung Pao cheeken o shlimp? Eet velly good!