A fork of Rural Dictionary
Small, shrill, ear-splitting instrument.
The player is prone to eardrum damage, as well as other instrumentalists within a 100 yard range.
The instrument cannot be tuned.
Often called a "tiny flute."
Hated even by those who play it.
How do you tune two flute? Shoot one.
How do you tune two piccolos? Shoot both of them.
1. ) A man who is short in stature, but well endowed. This phenomenon occurs when a male is under 5'7", but has a penis of at least 7" in length.
2.) Something that looks like it should be small, but is in reality, rather large!
That kid is a total Piccolo! He's got an elephant's trunk between his legs!
Woman: If I had known that he was a Piccolo, I would have taken some painkillers before I let him fuck me. That really hurt.
Mary: Jane, why are you limping, are you alright?
Jane: I was just Piccolo'd! I never order the footlong at Subway!