A fork of Rural Dictionary
John Williams's favorite instrument.
He writes alluring runs for piccolo.
A mini flute, plays an octave above the normal flute.
I thought the flute was high, but holy crap, the piccolo is crazily high. I feel sorry for the dogs that have to hear people practice it.
A musical instrument of the woodwind family. Pitched an octave about the flute. Usually made out of silver, wood, plastic, or a combination. People believe the piccolo can kill with its high pitch, but really, that's part of the piccolo's plan... world domination! Or not.
Small, shrill, ear-splitting instrument. The player is prone to eardrum damage, as well as other instrumentalists within a 100 yard range. The instrument cannot be tuned. Often called a "tiny flute." Hated even by those who play it.
How do you tune two flute? Shoot one. How do you tune two piccolos? Shoot both of them.
1. ) A man who is short in stature, but well endowed. This phenomenon occurs when a male is under 5'7", but has a penis of at least 7" in length. 2.) Something that looks like it should be small, but is in reality, rather large!
That kid is a total Piccolo! He's got an elephant's trunk between his legs! Woman: If I had known that he was a Piccolo, I would have taken some painkillers before I let him fuck me. That really hurt. Mary: Jane, why are you limping, are you alright? Jane: I was just Piccolo'd! I never order the footlong at Subway!