A fork of Rural Dictionary
v.) To spank a male or transitioning male on the penis.
Please Note: occasionally causes unexpected drips of pee, blood, or semen if hit too hard or in the right place at the right time OR by the right person.
You have been a very bad boy Thomas! Pull your pants down and face me so I can pank you with my leather belt!
Sorry Dr. Dave, but my wife and I were playing around in bed & she panked me a few times, causing me to have my meriod (male period).
a slang term for a homosexual person.
john you look like a right Pank.
in a video game, to dominate the enemy players with flair, violence, and aggression.
Boys we are absolutely frying tonight, we’ve got so many kills.
Yeah man, we are absolutely panking right now.
v. (panking, panks, panked) to spread another's anal cheeks and slap the sphincter in a spanking type motion, the goal of which is to make a hollow, popping sound as in the clapping of cupped hands. Also, it is more humiliating to have the pankee spread his or her own cheeks which enables the panker to focus more attention on the panking at hand.
If you don't cool it, I'm going to give you a panking you'll never forget.
"What if I'm giving him a panking and he tries to slap a dirty Sanchez on me?"