A fork of Rural Dictionary
another word for someone being a "pussy"
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A large chodethat turns a light purple when erect. The discharge or jizz is hot pink as well.
Dude 1: aw I'm sooo bummed.
Dude 2: why?
Dude 1: the doctor told me I have a panker.
Dude 2: that sucks
Someone who poops and masturbates at the same time. Often used as another word for a "douche" or "jerk".
Poop + Wank = Pank
Other forms: Panker, Panking etc.
Nathan: Stephen copied my homework and turned it in before me. Now the teacher thinks I copied him.
Albert: What a panker.
To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.
If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.
Anything that you may be refuring to at that time. Usually something who's name you can not remember for the life of you.
Oh shit! I need that pankey for the panker skrank!
A deflated left arm which is up his ass hole and his left nut is doing 2 in pinkie one in the stinky
I was fucking a dead dog and I walked in on my 4 year old doing a dead mans panker with his sister