A fork of Rural Dictionary
Phone; noun 1) the best invention of all time 2) by far the WORST invention of all time
1. person 1<hey, it's me, just calling to say hi...i love phones! person 2> i know they rock. 2. person 1<hey, it's me. i know it's four in the morning and you only went to be 2 hours ago because you were writing a paper and you have an exam at 8:30 tomorrow morning, BUT, i'm SURE you wanna hear from me!! person 2>i hate you.
1. apparatus for the average teenage daughter to talk about incoherent things for hours on end. 2. something that will haunt you if you owe money to the government, bank loans, loan sharks, friends, accidents at the local pet store you work for, or perhaps your school for the mysterious fire.
1. "Shannon... GET OFF THE PHONE!" 2. "No Mr. Johnson, my son did not suck the hamsters up with a vacuum cleaner.
The things that we all are stuck in until we drop it, slamming it on the ground in pointless rage, and text our friends on. After that we begin to watch memes because when life comes at you, damn you gotta hide your depression with memes.
Example 1: ``Mom, buy me a phone.`` Example 2: ``Wow wanna get poked?``
An A-Phone is anyone who will pull out there smart phone to prove or disprove the facts of any conversation or argument. A-Phone is a politically correct way to say ass hole.
Steve and I argued about who had more passing yards this season, Brady or Manning until Bob pulled out his Blackberry and said it was Brady, what an A-Phone
Something used to communicate that seems to be replaced and forgotten by instant messanging programs.
"Phone.. what's a phone?" "Hm.. I am not sure. Let's chat on aim!"
Object low lifes use while pondering what to do with their day while trying to contact the friends they dont have that are already partying it up without them.
Man this phone is bunk. No one likes me
To perform the task with very little effort.
Another episode where Alastor defeats Sir Pentious with hentai dad joke?. Sounds like the writers are phoning it in again.