A fork of Rural Dictionary
A device that was originally created for contacting someone over long distances without much effort. Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels. It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
I got this new phone and could not figure out how to make a call on it. I could, however, summon a giant robot and arm a nuke fairly easily.
The things that we all are stuck in until we drop it, slamming it on the ground in pointless rage, and text our friends on. After that we begin to watch memes because when life comes at you, damn you gotta hide your depression with memes.
Example 1: ``Mom, buy me a phone.`` Example 2: ``Wow wanna get poked?``
Something used to communicate that seems to be replaced and forgotten by instant messanging programs.
"Phone.. what's a phone?" "Hm.. I am not sure. Let's chat on aim!"
Object low lifes use while pondering what to do with their day while trying to contact the friends they dont have that are already partying it up without them.
Man this phone is bunk. No one likes me
a device used for many things, Mostly people who are a bit older than a kid uses them but in this generation almost everyone has one. Can be used to call people, message, play games, watch videos ect.
Sammy: hey did you see viktoria has a phone now? Viktoria: wow lucky I want that new phone I heard that you can play more games on it
1.)An appliance used for communication between two or more people not within talking range. 2.)Used as a substitution for 'call'
1.) Telemarketer: "Hello, If you would give me a minute to tell you about our new offer-" You: *shoots phone* 2.) "I have to phone Catelyn!"